Thursday, March 26, 2009

WTF!!!! Poor Vacuum

SAGINAW, Mich. (March 26) - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.
I got nothing


Ky Long Rider said...

Nothin beats a "Hoover"

Cpdcoppurr said...

It says it in the name dear....... LEROY SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!

OMG there is not enough of therapy for that poor machine..........He is now just a shell of himself destined for the scrap heap!!!

Great post as usual... hugss ya

Hogday said...

My money is on his lawyer pleading that his client thought it was a jet wash and moves to sue the garage for lack of signage. (and some dumbarse jury of `twelve good morons and true` buying it).